The Monkey Butts

The Princess aka Jordan aka Joe-1yrs

Momo aka Mason-3yrs

Kodyroni aka Kody-4yrs

Rease the Beast aka Rease-7yrs (haha Grammie loved his hair so much she cut it the first time he spent the night!)

Thank you Come again....

Oh I'm so glad you made it. Was traffic bad?

Come on in, don't be shy.

Don't mind the children they have all had their rabies shots, and they don't bite...hard.

Watch your step, those Legos are hell on bare feet.

Would you like some refreshments?

I have Kool-aid, chocolate milk and juiceboxes, and if you're hungry feel free to help yourself to what ever is in the couch cushions.

So do you want to watch some TV?

We can watch 6 hrs of Go Diego Go, and cap it off with a marathon of the Wonder Pets?
That Ming Ming cracks me up.

No Tv ok, how about 45mins of Peek-a-Boo, and after that you can flush a entire roll of toilet paper down the toilet?

Peek-a-Boo not your cup of tea huh?

Well I can always break out the rainy day box, how do you feel about glitter?

Oh wait hold on, here can you hold the baby, I'll be right back.....Ok I'm back,Wow potty training is going to so good, almost all the pee went in the toilet this time.

Oops look likes the baby got you, thats a good one too, looks like carrots, or maybe it's sweet potatoes, oh no wait it's definitely carrots.

Are'nt babies cute?

Hold on one more minute, here hold the baby again....Ok back again, who knew that much throw-up could come out of someone that small!

Oops looks like the baby got you again, huh thats a new color, does that look like pimento to you?

Wait where are you going, and why are you running?

Don't you want to stay,I have 4 babybooks to show you.....

Well that went well, I think they will be back.

Now who wants Goldfish crackers?

Don't Lick Your Brother!

Just one of the many wonderful, caring and loving pieces of advice I have had the opportunity to share with my children.
Why would one lick their brother?
Most likely the same reason one would eat something of unknown age,origin or molecular makeup retrieved from the darkest depths of the couch.
Or perhaps the same reason one would think that filling your pockets with cheese is a good idea, a fine and perfectly acceptable way to pass the time.
Kids will be kids, isn't that what they say?
I would like to meet these "they", I have a few questions and "they" seem to know all the answers.
However "they" never seem to be around to share their infinite knowledge until after you have unstuck your sons head from behind the toilet.
Its only after you have pulled, pried and twisted your son free from the cold porcelain prison that "they" inform you that all you needed was a little butter!?!
Butter!!! You mean its not just for bread!
Ahh I have so much to learn, I wonder what you can use ranch dressing for?
OK I seem to have gotten off track a little.
Before we go any farther I feel some introductions are in order.
I go by many names, and wear many hats, which I wish I didn't have to , I look really silly in hats, my ears stick out and they make my face look fat, but that's besides the point.
Back to the names, from what I'm told my given name is Jessica, however with every passing day the memory of that name fades . I now know myself as Mommy, Mom, mother, and any variation, including mmmmmoooooommmmmyyyyy, the latter being the most common pronunciation of my name.
I have 4 children, ages 6,4,2 and 10 weeks.
I haven't showered in 3 days, I have a weird stain on my jeans, the last hot meal I ate was, well lets see my oldest was born Sept.6th 2002, so that would be Sept.5th 2002, yep that's the last time I ate a hot meal that consisted of something other then what ever was left on the kids plates.
My purse is a diaper bag , I need a boob job, and I know all the words to the "Wonder Pets" theme song.
I am a mom and I am trying my darnedest to be a parent.
But does there have to be so much poop?